Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/HOT DOGS

Penny: Well we finally rebuilt The Awesome Webkinz Wiki.

Silly: Bleh it's about time...

Silly faints from exhaustion.

Lily: Ooo!

Lily runs into Silly's office and starts writing a new episode of Silly's Zexal.

 Silly's Lily's Zexal: Episode 1 Lily and Whale's Awesome Day

Whale: Lily will you marry me?

Lily: Yes!!!

Penny plays the wedding song badly on the piano.

Lily: PEEP!

Penny: What? It's not like it's the actual wedding.

Silly regains consciousness and throws Lily's Zexal in the trash.

Lily: Awww... fine you write it.

LET'S-A PICKLE!

Ash the Fatty: Hey guys guess what!

Ugly Hair Man: Wut?

Ash the Fatty: I'm going to host a hot dog eating contest.

Whale: WHOA I'M IN! What's the prize?

Ash the Fatty: An awesome mansion and an accompanying submarine.

All the students gasp and head for the signup sheet.

Ash the Fatty: Hahaha! Nobody knows the prize is a bag of brussel sprouts.

After Skhool before the contest...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hot dog eating contest? An awesome mansion? ACCOMPANYING SUBMARINE?! HOT DOG I'M IN! But I need a way to win easy...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness injects Oilmonade into all the hot dogs.

After Skhool when the contest is about to start...

Ash the Fatty: Alright everyone! As Flip. and he's not a scientist. is scared of hot dogs he'll be announcing the contest!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: That's right Ash the Fatty, everyone, start your mouths! Or something!

All the students (and Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness) start eating hot dogs.

Ugly Hair Man: Woo! *om nom* I'm gonna beat you Whal-

Ugly Hair Man passes out.

Whale: Oh well who c-

Whale passes out too, and the contest continues until only Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness is left.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: WOOHOO I WON!!!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: And Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness is the winner folks! ...Folks? ...OH MY SNICKERDOODLES! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE!

An ambulance arrives and somehow loads EVERYONE into the ambulance.

A few hours later...

Spike N Scoop: They all died.

Grapey Hair: All of them? And I thought you were a news reporter.

Spike N Scoop: I'm also a nurse because Silly couldn't think of anyone to make a nurse in this story. And yeah all of them.

Grapey Hair: Oh well I'll go tell Doc Stretchy Head.

A few minutes later...

Grapey Hair: Dad Nosedive Kite Dude died can I have all his stuff?

Doc Stretchy Head: Oh well that stinks. And sure you can.

Somewhere in Iceland...

Ugly Hair Man: Where are we? And why do I look sorta like Awkward Iceman? And so does everyone else?

Awkward Iceman: Congratulations, you died! :D

Whale: BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Awkward Iceman: Then get out!

A giant hole opens up in the ground sending everyone back to Earth. Meanwhile with Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: YES! My own mansion and submarine!

The mansion crumbles to the ground and the submarine shoots a bag of brussel sprouts at Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness and then sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Brussel sprouts? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Penny: That was... O_o

THE END