Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/The Date

Silly: Okay, time to write a story about, uh, something.

Jony: What's "something", exactly?

Silly: Well you see it's uh... I have no idea.

Penny: Just start writing and see what happens.

Silly: Oh boy, this is gonna be interesting :D

SUE KAIBA NOW, SUE KAIBA NOW, TOUR DE FRANCE, FRENCH FRY SPAGHETTIIIIII!

Whale: I'm Batman.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY EVIL PLANS BATWHALE!

Whale: Yes I will! BATBOMB GO

Whale throws a bomb and blows them both up.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: HAHAHA I survived! And you Bat-died. Good one.

Silly: Okay I have no clue what I'm doing, try again.

SUE KAIBA NOW, yeah you get the idea

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Does this thing work NOW?

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness activates the test tube. Lights turn on and it looks kinda cool. Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness pushes a button and stuff sparks.

Penny: WHOA!

The portal opens up on Silly's computer and Penny gets pulled into the story somehow.

Will: Uhhh, what just happened?

Silly: ...I don't really know.

Silly gets pulled into the story too.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hi guys.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness puts Silly and Penny into a wagon labeled "I goofed up again" and sends it down a track. Eventually it flies out of a manhole somewhere and crashes onto the street.

Penny: So uh, we're in the story now.

Silly: This is kinda awkward.

Lily: LILY'S ZEXAL HERE WE GO

Silly: NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS I QUIT

Silly slapped himself in the face for disobeying Lily.

Silly: Hey >:|

Lily: Hmm, what to do with all this POWER?!

Suddenly everybody yelled JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Lily: Jony get off this is my story

Jony: It's our story now!

Lily and Jony start fighting over the keyboar23l''a.'daegetgatama'.glzwolapwlz

Silly: Uh... guys?

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Will: Or you can just let me write the story.

Lily: Wait, I have an idea. We should collab! Except Jony.

Jony: Aww...

Will: Sure, why not.

Penny: I'm bored

Suddenly Shark showed up and did a dance.

Silly: If you're not going to call him Whale I quit.

Silly decided that he would start calling him Shark from now on.

Silly: No I didn't!

Silly got hit by a trashcan.

Lily: I think I just got the best idea.

Silly and Penny decided to go on a date.

Penny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

Will: Double date!

Silly and Penny go to Le Fancypants Restaurant.

Silly: This is too fancy, I'm out.

Silly changed his mind and went into the restaurant.

Flowery Bugeyes: Hi, we're on a date, want to make it a double date for no reason other than the plot?

Silly: Well I don't really have a choice, so okay. Wait, aren't you supposed to be with Ugly Hair Man?

Sideways Sea-Life: Will wanted to ship us for the story.

Silly: Actually this works out pretty well. I don't have to listen to Ugly Hair Man all night! :D

Ugly Hair Man watches from inside a trash can. Casual Cashew walks by and throws used napkins in his face.

Ugly Hair Man: HEY!

Casual Cashew: Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there in the end. Why are you inside a trash can in the end?

Ugly Hair Man: Because I'm spying on Flowery Bugeyes! She's on a date with that dumbo Berry guy.

Casual Cashew: He hasn't been a Berry since last season, in the end.

Ugly Hair Man: I guess so, but he really isn't important so there's nothing else to say about him. Hey, since when did you work here?

Casual Cashew: I'm not sure, in the end, but I guess I do now so that's cool.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness watches from a trash can on the other side of the room.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: FINALLY! Now that those toons are trapped in the story too, I can get my revenge and escape back to the real world! I bet Team Downsize is lost without me!

Meanwhile in the real world...

Downsizer Grunt 1: We're so much more productive now that Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness isn't bossing us around all the time!

Downsizer Grunt 2: There's just something about being told to work that makes you hate it, you know?

Downsizer Grunt 3: GUYS I BROUGHT BAGELS

Downsizer Grunts: Yaaaaaay!

Back in Zexal...

Silly: Hey, check it out, I made Whale's face out of salad.

Flowery Bugeyes: That's interesting.

Silly: Well, what else am I supposed to do? Eat it?

Sideways Sea-Life: That's kinda what it's for.

Silly: ...NAH!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness tries to downsize Silly, but misses and downsizes a piece of the wall, making a natural window.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Oops.

Casual Cashew: You didn't eat your salad in the end?! WE MUST DUEL, IN THE END!!!!

Silly: Oh come on, would you want to eat this masterpiece?

Casual Cashew: Good point.

Casual Cashew takes the Whale salad, puts it in a glass case, and hangs it on the wall.

Silly: Does this make me a famous artist in Zexal now?

Penny: Ehhh... probably not.

At the trash can...

Ugly Hair Man: Time to put my amazing plan into action!

Ugly Hair Man puts on a fake mustache and jumps out of the trash can in a waiter costume, dumping trash all over the floor. He runs into the kitchen and comes back with soup.

Ugly Hair Man: Soup's ready!

Sideways Sea-Life: Hey, what happened to our old waiter?

Ugly Hair Man: Oh uh, he died I think.

Flowery Bugeyes: Ugly Hair Man?

Ugly Hair Man: I'm not Ugly Hair Man, I'm, uh, Mr. Mustachio!

Meanwhile in Domino City...

Kaiba: MOKUBA! My copyright violation-sense is tingling!

Mokuba: Okay Seto.

Mokuba sends a lawsuit notice to Ugly Hair Man's house.

Kaiba: Nobody steals copyrights from Seto Kaiba and gets away with it!

Back at Le Fancypants Restaurant...

Ugly Hair Man: So um, anyway, have soup!

Ugly Hair Man "accidentally" spills soup all over Sideways Sea-Life.

Sideways Sea-Life: HOT!

Ugly Hair Man: Oops! I guess I tripped!

Ugly Hair Man spills the rest of the soup on Sideways Sea-Life and runs away.

Flowery Bugeyes: Wow, he's salty.

Sideways Sea-Life: I think I just got tenth-degree burns... ;-;

Flowery Bugeyes: Stop being so dramatic, you would be dead if you did.

Sideways Sea-Life: Oh.

Sideways Sea-Life pretends to die.

Flowery Bugeyes: *sigh*

Casual Cashew: Okay I brought sou- uhhh what happened here in the end?

Penny: Ugly Hair Man is being dumbo.

Silly: I thought you died.

Casual Cashew: ...No, in the end?

In the kitchen...

Ugly Hair Man: Hmm... what else...

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey, you should help me.

Ugly Hair Man: NO YOU'RE EVIL!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Er, well, yeah, but I want to ruin the date.

Ugly Hair Man: ...Oh. I'll help then :D

30 minutes later...

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Behold, the DOWNSIZERLAZER!

Ugly Hair Man: Cooool... what does it do?

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: It downsizes stuff, but on a larger scale than regular downsizing.

Ugly Hair Man: Uhhh... cool?

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness aims it at the table as the food comes.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: FIRE!

The table, the food, and Casual Cashew all get downsized.

Casual Cashew: AHHHHHHHHHHHH in the end.

Flowery Bugeyes: Well, this is awkward.

Silly: HEY! You ruined our double date and I can't thank you enough.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Good! Wait, what?

Silly: Well Lily is kinda forcing us to do this because she's writing the story right now.

Penny: So we can leave now right?

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: NO! I have to downsize you now!

Silly: Aww... so that means we have to duel right?

Ugly Hair Man: DUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Flowery Bugeyes: Stop being dead and do the double duel.

Flowery Bugeyes picks up Sideways Sea-Life and shoves him over next to Silly.

Sideways Sea-Life: Hey, I was busy being dramatic!

DUEL! Silly and Sideways Sea-Life VS. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness and Ugly Hair Man

Turn 1

Silly: I summon Doggy Warrior!

Doggy Warrior: woof

Sideways Sea-Life: I summon Giant Squid Who Eats Ships!

Giant Squid Who Eats Ships: I eat ships for breakfast without any milk!

Ugly Hair Man: ...What?

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: I summon Neo Downsizer X!

Neo Downsizer X: I might have to make a few cutbacks.

Ugly Hair Man: I use Number 45: Helium Voice! :D

Doggy Warrior: ARF (700/1000)

Giant Squid Who Eats Ships: *insert various squid noises here* (400/700)

Turn 2

Silly: Attack Neo Downsizer X!

Doggy Warrior: Woof! Woof!

Doggy Warrior runs up to Neo Downsizer X and slashes it with a sword.

Neo Downsizer X: BWAH (600/1500)

Sideways Sea-Life: Attack Ugly Hair Man!

Giant Squid Who Eats Ships grabs Ugly Hair Man and eats him.

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHHHHHH STOP EATING ME (2900/4000)

Giant Squid Who Eats Ships spits out Ugly Hair Man cuz he tastes gross.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Downsize that Doggy Warrior!

Neo Downsizer X: Going down?

Doggy Warrior: Woof :( (200/1000)

Ugly Hair Man: I use Number 1: Champion!

Giant Squid Who Eats Ships: Oh no I am dead (0/1000)

Sideways Sea-Life: Wow rude (3700/4000)

Turn 3

Silly: Attack the Downsizer again, I'm already bored

Neo Downsizer X: *explodes* (0/1500)

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Uh... I'm out of cards... (0/4000)

Ugly Hair Man: Pfft, what an amateur!

Sideways Sea-Life: I summon Too Many Fish!

Too Many Fish: This pond is too crowded!!!

Ugly Hair Man: I use Number 89: Doomy Meal!

Too Many Fish: NOOOOOOO CARDBOARD OUR GREATEST WEAKNESS *dead fish face* (0/1000)

Turn 4

Silly: You're doomed :D ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Doggy Warrior: Arf arf

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHHHHHH BAD DOG (2000/4000)

Sideways Sea-Life: I use Number 42: Oversized Boxing Glove!

Ugly Hair Man: PAIN HURTS (1000/4000)

Sideways Sea-Life: Oops (0/4000)

Ugly Hair Mean: I use Number -0: V0rtex 0f D00m!

Doggy Warrior: such vortex very wow (0/1000)

Silly: HE'S A MEME (3200/4000)

Turn 5

Silly: I summon Neo Downsizer X!

Neo Downsizer X: Let's Downsize.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey, that's my thing!

Silly: What can I say, I like Downsizers.

Ugly Hair Man: I use Number 17: Frozen Pretzel Toss!

Neo Downsizer X: Bwah. (700/1000)

Turn 6

Silly: Sack 'em!

Neo Downsizer X: Looks like you're getting sacked.

Ugly Hair Man: Ow. I use Number 72: Paper Cuts! (500/4000)

Nothing happens because robots can't get paper cuts.

Ugly Hair Man: Oh. Uhhhhhhhhhh

Turn 7

Silly: Give paper cuts back!

Neo Downsizer X: Here's your pink slip, you're outta here!

Ugly Hair Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/4000)

WINNER: Silly (and Sideways Sea-Life too sorta kinda I think)

Ugly Hair Man: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Casual Cashew: Can someone shut him up in the end please?

Flowery Bugeyes: Sure.

Flowery Bugeyes takes off her shoe and throws it at Ugly Hair Man.

Ugly Hair Man: ow

Penny: Can we go home now?

Lily: Aww but you guys haven't finished the date D:

Silly: Too bad, let's go!

Silly grabs Penny's arm and runs to Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness' secret lab room thing.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey you're not supposed to know where this is!

Silly: I wrote the story, of course I know where it is.

Back in the real world...

Silly: Hey, we're back.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: FREEDOM!!!

Bob the Level 1 Downsizer: Hi old boss.

Bob splats Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness in the face with a pie.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Rude.

THE END