Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/The Pit of Spoofer Doom

Lily: Still fighting with people on Hall...

Silly: Hmm...

And now, we pay a visit to Ugly Hair Man, and his friend, Awkward Iceman.

Ugly Hair Man: La la la la la... what a wonderful day!

Nosedive Kite Dude: HEY, UGLY HAIR MAN!

Nosedive Kite Dude runs over to greet him, but the ground opens up and he falls in and gets eaten by a weird Ice Cream Monster.

Awkward Iceman: Oh no! Nosedive Kite Dude got eaten by some thing!

The sun shows up and melts Awkward Iceman. Ugly Hair Man gets him into a glass and pours him into a cooler which he drags with him. Then, he jumps down a fun slide and crashes into a pile of Whale wigs.

Ugly Hair Man: Is it still Whale Week?

Silly: The Whale Week episode was yesterday doofus, so yes.

Ugly Hair Man: Don't call me a doofus!

Awkward Iceman pops out of the cooler.

Awkward Iceman: I'm back! While I was melted I was productive and made us some pretzels.

Ugly Hair Man: How?

Awkward Iceman: ...Don't ask questions like that.

A green light shines from an opening in a tunnel in the pit. The duo runs in and is greeted by a giant black and green computer coding thingamajig called the Spoofer.

Awkward Iceman: IT HAS A NUMBER!

Ugly Hair Man: And all of Nosedive Kite Dude's numbers.

Spoofer: That's right! I yield the number -0!

Awkward Iceman: -0 doesn't even exist! It can't be negative or positive, it's just no-

Silly: NO MATH LESSONS IN MY STORY!

Spoofer: Exactly! I have the nonexistent, useless number!

Awkward Iceman: Well if this number exists, he's stopping me in my quest of pie for everyone! D:

Ugly Hair Man pulls a cheese gun out of his pocket and shoots Spoofer with it, which breaks down to reveal Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Oh no! My plan to convince toons into thinking Spoofer is harmless so they'll get terminated and cogs can take over HAS FAILED!!! AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Lily: It's*

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Go away toon!

Lily and Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness gets into a scuffle that ends with Lily leaving and a pile of nuts and bolts in the corner.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Ugh... GRUNTS!!!

Some Downsizer Grunts appear and take the parts away to rebuild him.

Ugly Hair Man: We won!

The Ice Cream Monster appears from the rubble of Spoofer and explodes revealing Nosedive Kite Dude, his numbers, and -0.

Nosedive Kite Dude: He was a robot. Who knew?

Metal Box of Ugliness shows up.

Metal Box of Ugliness: Sir, since Spoofer was defeated, the canyon is closing up in 10 seconds.

Nosedive Kite Dude: WHAT? C'mon, let's go!

Ugly Hair Man gets a grappling hook and shoots his roof. Awkward Iceman, Nosedive Kite Dude, and Metal Box of Ugliness grab on.

Nosedive Kite Dude: Wait, can't you fly?

Metal Box of Ugliness: Yep.

Nosedive Kite Dude: Get off then!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: I'm rebuilt! Prepar-

The canyon closes up and crushes Ugly Hair Man, Awkward Iceman, Nosedive Kite Dude, Metal Box of Ugliness, and Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness.

Lily: That's seriously the end?

Silly: Yep!

Silly hits "Publish".

THE END!