Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/Unhappy Valentine's Day

Chris: My eyes hurt, everything is so red.

Silly: Nah I think it's good, what do you think Lily? Lily?

Penny: She passed out.

Silly: Oh. By the way I made you a valentine.

Silly hands Penny a valentine.

Penny: "Rei is dead, but congratulations! You get me instead!" -_-

Silly: Do you like it? :D

Penny throws the valentine at Silly's face.

Lily: Ooo!

Chris: Hey, you're conscious again.

Lily: LETS PLAY GO FISH!!!!!!!1111!!!11111!!!!1

Penny: Oh no...

Silly: Well I better write my Valentine's story. Who do you want in it Peep?

Penny: Rei and Trey :D

Silly: That's not their names!!!!!

LET'S-A GO!!

One day at Skhool...

Whale: You know I realized we never do any kind of educational schoolwork. All we do is play a children's card game.

Casual Cashew: Yeah in the end I realized that too.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Can you believe it? Ugly Hair Man, Ash the Fatty, and Tuna still haven't shown up yet.

Whale: That's my sister for you.

Casual Cashew: Well in the end Ash the Fatty will be here at least. He never misses lunch in the end, even on snow days.

Whale: Or breakfast or dinner for that matter...

They all laugh, meanwhile with Ugly Hair Man and other dudes...

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHHHH I'M LATE FOR SKHOOL!!!!

Ash the Fatty: Hi Ugly Hair Man.

Ugly Hair Man: Oh, hi Ash. Why are you skateboarding?

Ash the Fatty: I dunno.

Ugly Hair Man: See you at Skhool.

Ugly Hair Man runs off and the skateboard is crushed under Ash the Fatty's weight.

Ash the Fatty: Ow...

Tuna: Oh no!!!! Are you okay?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!?!

Silly: You know it's serious because she's spamming exclamation points and question marks!

Ash the Fatty gets up.

Ash the Fatty: No, I'm fine.

Tuna: NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!

Tuna does magic nurse stuff and Ash the Fatty is better.

Ash the Fatty: Uh, thanks?

Later at Skhool during lunch...

Ash the Fatty: I'm in love with Tuna!!

Sting-Rei: You know, if you can somehow beat Whale in a children's card game he's forced to let you date his twin sister.

Ash the Fatty: How does that work?

Sting-Rei: I dunno, it just does.

SOMEWHERE IN ASH THE FATTY'S IMAGINATIONLAND!

Whale: Oh no you beat me!!! I guess you can date Tuna now.

Tuna: WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED ASHY!!!!

Back to reality, snap out of it Fatty.

Ash the Fatty: Time to duel Whale!

Ash the Fatty runs out to the recess place where everyone is watching.

Four-Ears: So, we stop playing children's card games to play more children's card games. That's weird.

Flowery Bugeyes: I never thought of it that way.

Ash the Fatty: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL WHALE!!

Whale: No because then if I lose for some reason I have to let you date my sister. You're not even as good as Ugly Hair Man!

Ash the Fatty: WHAAAAAT?

Ugly Hair Man: Well to be fair I am a main character.

SOMEWHERE ELSE IN ASH THE FATTY'S IMAGINATIONLAND!

Ugly Hair Man: TIME FOR OUR WEDDING!!!

Tuna: WOOHOO!

Flowery Bugeyes: You two make me sick.

Lily: Wait, so Sharkbait Shipping isn't canon anymore? Or... BUTTERFLY SHIPPING?

Lily faints.

You sure imagine a lot, back to reality for the Ash.

Ash the Fatty: So Ugly Hair Man and Tuna are dating... *sniff*

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: ?

Casual Cashew: In the end?

The next day everyone is reading the Skhool Payper and a lot of controversy is being caused.

Sting-Rei: Ugly Hair Man and Tuna are dating? Who cares?

Sting-Rei burns his copy of the Payper.

Flowery Bugeyes: What is the meaning of THIS?!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: We didn't write it!

Flowery Bugeyes: Then why does it say "Written by Flip. and he's not a scientist. and Casual Cashew, in the end"?

Casual Cashew: We're being framed in the end!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Whale started the rumor!

Flowery Bugeyes: Oh.

Tuna: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!

Casual Cashew: WHALE STARTED IT IN THE END!

Tuna: That stupid brother of mine...

Tuna goes out to the tennis court.

Four-Ears: This will be interesting.

Lunch Tray: Totally! I can't wait!

Everyone else runs out to the tennis court where Whale is playing tennis with himself.

Whale: Oh hey.

Tuna: WHALE FISH!!! I challenge you to a duel in a children's-

Sting-Rei: Haven't we used that joke enough times already?

Whale: Fine, I'll destroy you anyway because you're a girl.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: OH SNAP!!!

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL! WHALE VS. TUNA!

Whale: Say goodbye to your cards sister!

Whale used Number 81: Counting Shurikens! It's super effective!

Tuna: Owww!!!

Tuna used Number 22: Fish Slap! It's not very effective...

Whale: You should know that since I'm a member of the Fish family it doesn't work very well. Now, I will finish you with my super special awesome card!

Whale used Number 99: The Jaws of Not Life! It's super effective!

Tuna: ...

Ash the Fatty: HE KILLED HER!

Tuna used Number 78: Coolness! It's insanely effective! Whale fainted! Tuna fainted! Everyone fainted!

WINNER: NOBODY!

The entire Skhool explodes. Meanwhile somewhere else...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: GRUNTS, ASSEMBLE!

Downsizer Grunts: YES SIR!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: The Cognation Downsizers will WIN the Super Bowl!!!

Silly: Hey, a little bit of a tip for you guys.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: What?

Silly: The Super Bowl happened like a week ago.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Aw shoot.

THE END