Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/Rise of the Berries

Part I: Oh Noes Berries!
Silly: I'M SO BORED

Lily: Okay.

Silly: I'm gonna write some Silly's Zexal.

Penny: Okay.

Silly: Is that all you guys can say?

Chris: Okay.

Silly: Okay. THEME SONG GO!

SUE KAIBA NOW, SUE KAIBA NOW! TOUR DE FRANCE, FRENCH FRY SPAGHETTIIIIIII!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: I'M GONNA DIE!!!!

Casual Cashew: YES I WON IN THE END!

Casual Cashew takes Flip's king off the board.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Nooooo I lost again D:

Casual Cashew: In the end, I will always be the King of Games! Well, at least chess in the end.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Hey let's have a sleepover and watch corny obscure movies :D

Casual Cashew: Sounds good, in the end.

Whale: Was that scene even necessary?

Silly: Yes, now shut up and go to your house.

Silly tosses Whale to his house, where he starts watching TV.

Spike N' Scoop: And, what do storm clouds taste like? We'll find out after this commercial break on Channel Z News!

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie: Are you boring?

Whale: Yes, yes I am.

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie: When friends describe you, do they use words like dull or drab?

Whale: Don't forget platitudinous!

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie: Well then sir, I have the thing for you! Introducing the Berry Activator Thing 3000! I don't know what it does but it looks cool! And it can be yours for just $4.99!

That's right, $4.99! This is a great deal! The Berry Activator Thing 3000 is one-of-a-kind and can't be bought on zBay! Just call 1-800-BERRY and you can purchase this for just $4.99!

Whale: Whoa, cool!

Whale picks up the phone and orders a pizza, and then orders the Berry Activator Thing 3000.

A few days later...

Whale: Hey guys, look what I bought on TV.

Whale shows Tuna, Sting-Rei, Sideways Sea-Life, Giraffe Garage, Bizarre, Dummy, and some Downsizer the Berry Activator Thing 3000.

Shreddersizer: I have a name you know!

Silly: It's a dumbo name though.

Shreddersizer: ...whatever.

Tuna: It looks like garbage, just like those Counting Stars you got.

Shreddersizer: I remember that!

Sting-Rei: You aren't a member of Team Downsize though.

Shreddersizer: Is there ANYTHING cool about me?

Sideways Sea-Life: No, not really.

The Berry Activator Thing 3000 flashes red and stuff like that.

Giraffe Garage: MY EYES!

Giraffe Garage faints.

Dummy: You're dumb.

Bizarre: Coming from someone named Dummy... err...

Dummy: Hey it's not my fault!

Everyone turns weird and colorish.

Whale: Guys for no reason whatsoever I feel evil and I think we should become the most threatening villains in the series so far.

Sting-Rei: Sounds cool.

Tuna: Yeah let's do it! :D

They run out excited to be villains.

Silly: Aw man, writer's block! D: I'll do more tomorrow.

Penny: Hey Silly we're going to watch Abridged.

Silly: Cool! :D

Silly leaves his desk and goes to the couch. While everyone is distracted watching Abridged (except for Chris who left to go do some errands or whatever), Whale pokes his head out of the story and

jumps out, leading the Berries away from The Awesome Webkinz Wiki.

Later...

Lily: That was nuts!

Silly: Yeah. That gives me new ideas for Silly's Zexal!!! :D

Let's-a go, again!

The next day, Ugly Hair Man is rushing to Skhool.

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SKHOOL!

Ugly Hair Man jumps on Chicken Wing's head over the walls outside of the Skhool and rushes inside.

Ugly Hair Man: Where is everyone?

The Principal: Uh, you're early.

Ugly Hair Man: Well now I feel stupid.

Chicken Wing and Pink Explosive walk in.

Chicken Wing: YOU RUINED MY HAIR! Now it's just as ugly as yours!

Ugly Hair Man: Shut up!

Pink Explosive: BOOM!

Ash the Fatty comes in and eats Chicken Wing.

Chicken Wing: HEY!

Ash the Fatty: Aw man, I thought that was a real chicken wing.

Ash the Fatty spits Chicken Wing out.

Chicken Wing: Eww...

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: We're heeere!

Casual Cashew: Skhool is the greatest experience ever, in the end.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: I TOTALLY AGREE!

Ugly Hair Man: Erm, okay.

Nosedive Kite Dude nosedives into Skhool.

Nosedive Kite Dude: Nosedive Kite Dude is here!!

Grapey Hair: Hi!

Nosedive Kite Dude: Dad finally decided to stop being so cheap and send both of us to Skhool.

Four-Ears: I like cats!!!

Lunch Tray: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eventually almost everyone shows up.

Ugly Hair Man: Hey, where's Whale, Tuna, Sting-Rei, Sideways Sea-Life, Giraffe Garage, and other obscure characters who have never shown up yet.

Silly: LILY HELP I CAN'T PUT THEM IN THE STORY

Lily: What?

Silly: Whenever I try to make them do something the computer automatically backspace-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Silly: WHALE?!?!

Whale and the rest of the Berries show up, knocking a set of Glitchy Goon videos over which land on Whale's head.

Whale: OW! I thought I was supposed to be the most threatening villain in the series!

Tuna: You have to act evil.

Whale: BUT I CAN'T I'M TOO LAME!

Whale turns to the toons and laughs awkwardly.

Whale: Um, give us a minute.

The Berries run away to rethink their plan. Actually, they never had a plan in the first place.

Silly: So do you wanna be smart and set up defenses before they come back?

Lily, Peep, and Chris: ...nah!

Silly: ME NEITHER!

A while later...

Whale: Hi, we're back.

Tuna: And we have a plan!

Sting-Rei: Yup!

Whale: Shut up you don't get to talk in this scene.

Sting-Rei: But why?

Whale: Because I said so.

Sting-Rei: But why?

Whale: ........................AAAAAAANYWAY, Bizarre, play the music please.

Bizarre plays dramatic music on a CD thingy.

Whale: FIRST, we will take over The Dumbo Webkinz Wiki, then we'll take over Team Downsize, and then we'll take over the world! IT'S SO FOOLPROOF!

Silly: So what happens in between Team Downsize and the world?

Whale: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dummy: For being the leader of us you're really dumb.

Bizarre: Again, from someone named Dummy...

Dummy: SHUT UP! I challenge you to a duel!

Bizarre: We should wait and duel the protagonists instead...

Dummy: Fine.

Giraffe Garage: So are we going to take over TAWW or just stand here?

Whale: We're going to take over TAWW!

Sting-Rei: WOOHOO!

The Berries start throwing toilet paper all over.

Chris: You call this a takeover?

Whale: Yes :D

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: WE ARE TEAM DOWNSI- what the cheeseburger is THAT?

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness stares at all the toilet paper with a bunch of grunts behind him.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Uh Lily what happened to your wiki?

Whale: We TP'ed it :D

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: ...that's stupid. If you want to be real villains, follow me, I'll give you a class about it.

The Berries follow Team Downsize back to their headquarters.

Silly: This is really weird so far.

Ugly Hair Man: Pssst!

Silly: what

Ugly Hair Man: You have to let us out of the story so we can defeat Whale, cuz none of you have any numbers anyway.

Lily: Hey I dueled with you in that one episode!

Ugly Hair Man: That wasn't canon.

Lily: But why?

Ugly Hair Man: Cuz I said so.

Lily: Who do you think you are, the main character?

Ugly Hair Man: Actually, I am.

Silly: Actually it was canon.

Ugly Hair Man: d'awwww

Silly writes a portal that lets everyone out.

Ash the Fatty: Hey what's with the toilet paper?

Million Years Old: I LIKE PICKLES

Flowery Bugeyes: Who are you O_O

Million Years Old: A brand new character!!!

Awkward Iceman: Help, I'm tangled in the toilet paper!!!

Ugly Hair Man: ...

A while later...

Whale: We're back! Now we know how to be epic villains!

Shreddersizer: Hey, what's with the crowd?

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: ...me? O_O

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: i am much confused

Downsizer Grunt 1: You won't get away with this, Other Team Downsize!

Downsizer Grunt 2: We should call them Neo Team Downsize!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Our name is just regular Team Downsize...

Downsizer Grunt 2: But you guys are the boring version!

Suddenly a truck flies out of the portal and crushes both the Downsizer Grunts.

Downsizer Grunt 1: My back...

Reginald "The Turkey" Kastle: SURPRISE!!!

YumaTurkey: We're somehow back! Don't ask questions!

Ms. Turkey Kastle: It's like magic!

Flipped Turkey: Yep!

Turkey Kite: We're all going to have lines, to confirm we exist!

Veturkey: Yep!

Dr. Turker: Why am I here?

Reginald "The Turkey" Kastle: Payback, that's why :D

Dr. Turker: Oh.

Whale: Let's go!

The Berries and Neo Team Downsize quickly swarm TAWW and throw everyone out.

Million Years Old: Well that was a fail. I LIKE PICKLES

Four-Ears: Good for you.

Whale: Now I can rewrite Week o' Whale which should mess up the continuity of the rest of Silly's Zexal, forcing it to never happen and we can be even COOLER! MWAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!

Dummy: But then what happens to this episode?

Whale: ...I didn't think of that. CURSES FOILED AGAIN

Silly: HEY, WHALE!

Whale: I thought we kicked you out!

Silly: You did.

Whale: But you're here...

Silly: Yes, yes I am! And I challenge you to A DUEELLLLLLLL

Whale: Okay, I accept. Unfortunately for you this is the first story that uses LP and ATK points!

Silly: wait what

DUEL! SILLY VS. BERRY EMPEROR WHALE

Turn 1 - Silly (4000) vs. Whale (4000)

Silly: Oh geez, making it complicated I see?

Silly used Number 52: Downsize!

Whale: Oh noes!

Whale used Number 81: Counting Shurikens!

Turn 2 - Silly (3600) vs. Whale (3500)

Silly used Number 7: Gags!

Whale: You asked for it! Time for my special number!

Whale used Number 100: Power of the Berries! It's super effective! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

END - Silly (0) vs. Whale (3000)

Whale: I figured since I was a loser I should have an insanely overpowered number, just in case :D

Whale throws Silly out covered in toilet paper.

Penny: EEP A MUMMY!

Silly: It's just me.

Silly throws the toilet paper back at Whale's head but the door shuts.

Veturkey: Hey let us duel them! It can be a 5 on 5!

AWkward Iceman: You do realize there's 7 of them and 6 of you, right? Your math is way off.

Veturkey: Well excuuuuuuuuse me fancypants.

Awkward Iceman: How insulting!

Veturkey: Is he always this dumb?

Ugly Hair Man: Pretty much. I bet I could beat Whale, he's pretty much an amateur!

Ugly Hair Man walks in to TAWW.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: The Berries left to take over other places and left us in charge of TAWW! FINALLY!

Ugly Hair Man: Not for long! It's time to duel!

DUEL! DUELIST UGLY HAIR MAN VS. NEO TEAM DOWNSIZE DOWNSIZED DOWNSIZER OF DOWNSIZENESS

Ash the Fatty: I gotta get some popcorn for this!

Turn 1 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (4000)

Ugly Hair Man: Hey ice dude gimme your numbers!

Awkward Iceman: What? No!

Ugly Hair Man: Aw c'mon, don't give me the COLD SHOULDER!!!!

Lily: That was bad...

Silly: I thought it was a good pun.

Lily: ...that explains a lot, actually.

Awkward Iceman: Fine but only if you promise never to make that joke again.

Ugly Hair Man: I promise...

Awkward Iceman hands over the numbers.

Ugly Hair Man: HA WE DIDN'T SHAKE ON IT

Awkward Iceman: Why do I hang out with this guy?

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m! It's super effective!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Silly: Wait what I just used that Number!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Yes however downsizing is our specialty, so I stole it from you!

Turn 2 - Ugly Hair Man (3500) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 45: Helium Voice!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: OH GOSH WHY

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Turn 3 - Ugly Hair Man (3000) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2700)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 72: Paper Cuts!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness' Metal Armor blocks the attack!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: You really think you could give paper cuts to a robot?

Ugly Hair Man: Err, well I...

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Turn 4 - Ugly Hair Man (2500) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2700)

Flowery Bugeyes: UGLY HAIR MAN IS IN TROUBLE OH NOES

Flip. and he's not a scientist. starts crying.

Flowery Bugeyes: Why are you crying Flip?

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: I DON'T KNOW

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Turn 5 - Ugly Hair Man (2000) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (1700)

Awkward Iceman: Wow he's actually doing a good job.

Ugly Hair Man used Number 17: Frozen Pretzel Toss!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Ugly Hair Man: This is getting old!

Turn 6 - Ugly Hair Man (1500) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (1400)

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m! It's super effective!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 52: Downsize!

Turn 7 - Ugly Hair Man (1000) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (400)

Awkward Iceman: All he has to do is use one more number that isn't lame!

Ugly Hair Man: AND THE NUMBER I CHOOSE IS PAPER CUTS

Awkward Iceman: WHAT?!?!?

Ugly Hair Man: HAHAHA just kidding...

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOSED

END - Ugly Hair Man (1000) vs. Real Downsized Downsizer of DOwnsizeness (0)

Ugly Hair Man: POP FLYIN' and stuff

THE END BUT NOT REALLY

Part II: Chasing the Berries
Million Years Old: HAVE A PICKLE!

Million Years Old throws a pickle at Electrohair's head.

Electrohair: Ow.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: According to my epic calculations the Berries probably headed to the Toontown Wiki.

Chicken Wing: Do we have to walk that whole way?

Lily: Actually it's right over there...

Lily points a few feet away.

Chicken Wing: ...oh.

Whale: What? Team Downsize was defeated by Ugly Hair Man? Grr...

Lily: SURPRISE!

Sting-Rei: How did you find us?!?!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Because I'm ep-

Casual Cashew: It was pretty darn obvious in the end.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: We also found you because I'm ep-

Whale: Whatever we don't have time for you! Let's scram!

Ugly Hair Man: Hey no fair!

Ash the Fatty: COME BACK OR I'LL UH... DO SOMETHING!

The Berries fly away through the ceiling.

Silly: That was um... awkward...

???: AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAH

Ugly Hair Man: Oh great it's another dork to duel.

Mr. Mrs.: It's me Mr. Mrs! However, you know me as... THE PRINCIPAL!

Ugly Hair Man: THE PRINCIPAL!!!!! ...WHO ARE YOU!

Mr. Mrs.: What are you talking about?!?

Ugly Hair Man: All we do at Skhool is play children's card games anyway... why do you even work there?

Mr. Mrs.: Shut up you've just been skipping classes this whole time!

Flowery Bugeyes: We have?

Ash the Fatty: That explains a lot...

Mr. Mrs.: Whatever, I challenge you to a duel!

Ugly Hair Man: This wacko isn't worth my time, someone else do it.

Ash the Fatty: SCREENTIME!!!

DUEL! DUELIST ASH THE FATTY VS. PRINCIPAL MR. MRS.

Turn 1 - Ash the Fatty (4000) vs. Mr. Mrs. (4000)

Ash the Fatty used Number 31: Ketchup and Mustard!

Mr. Mrs. used Number 40: Rotten Apples!

Turn 2 - Ash the Fatty (3500) vs. Mr. Mrs. (3600)

Ash the Fatty: Oh noes my number wasn't powerful enough!

Ash the Fatty used Number 6: Master Ball!

Mr. Mrs.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Turn 3 - Ash the Fatty (3500) vs. Mr. Mrs. (3100)

Ash the Fatty used Number 31: Ketchup and Mustard!

Mr. Mrs. used Number 74: Stack of Homework! It's super effective!

Turn 4 - Ash the Fatty (2500) vs. Mr. Mrs. (2700)

Ash the Fatty used Number 6: Master Ball!

Mr. Mrs.: NO NOT AGAIN!!!

Turn 5 - Ash the Fatty (2500) vs. Mr. Mrs. (2200)

Ash the Fatty used Number 28: Hot Dog Attack!

Mr. Mrs. used Number 18: Tasteless Cafeteria Food!

Ash the Fatty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Turn 6 - Ash the Fatty (1800) vs. Mr. Mrs. (1600)

Ash the Fatty used Number 28: Hot Dog Attack!

Mr. Mrs. used Number 18: Tasteless Cafeteria Food!

Turn 7 - Ash the Fatty (1100) vs. Mr. Mrs. (1100)

Ash the Fatty used Number 6: Master Ball!

Mr. Mrs.: NO I'M ABOUT TO WIN NO FAIR

Turn 8 - Ash the Fatty (1100) vs. Mr. Mrs. (600)

Ash the Fatty used Number 28: Hot Dog Attack!

Mr. Mrs.: CURSES FOILED AGAIN YOU'LL ALL GET EXTRA HOMEWORK FOR THISSSSSSSSSS

Mr. Mrs. vanishes.

END - Ash the Fatty (1100) vs. Mr. Mrs. (0)

Ugly Hair Man: Uhh... what's homework?

Casual Cashew: It's schoolwork that you do at home, basically in the end you play Duel Monsters at your house.

Ugly Hair Man: CARD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES :D

Flowery Bugeyes: This episode is really weird.

Bob the Level 1 Downsizer: So where do you think they went?

Silly: Hmm, there's two places they went... either they went to take over ToonTask, or they went to Team Downsize's headquarters to regroup.

Ugly Hair Man: Or maybe they went back to Zexal?

Silly: Nah, I doubt it. Let's check ToonTask first they probably want to conquer more stuff.

Meanwhile, back at TAWW...

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: What happened?

Downsizer Grunt: You got crushed by the guy with the ugly hair.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Aww...

Whale: Well looks like you dorks failed miserably... AGAIN...

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Shut up! Team Downsize is AMAZING! You should be proud to have us as allies!

Whale: No, not really.

Sting-Rei pushes a button that zaps Neo Team Downsize.

Whale: I'm proud to have you as MINIONS however!

The Glitchy Goon videos land on Whale's head again.

Whale: OW! Stupid Glitchy Goon! That movie was garbage, I can't believe they made it a franchise.

Tuna: Whale! Ugly Hair Man and the other weirdos are headed towards the ToonTask forums!

Whale: Meh... I honestly don't care that much. Send that skeleton dude anyway, maybe he can defeat them. Hopefully his deck is better than that other guy. How did we know him, anyway?

Sting-Rei: He claimed he's the principal at Skhool but I've never heard of such a concept!

Whale: Yeah, me neither. Oh well. TO THE HEADQUARTERS!

The Berries and Neo Team Downsize fly towards Team Downsize's HQ. Meanwhile, at TTK...

Chicken Wing: Not a sign of Whale or the other Berries! Not even Team Downsize!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: But I'm right here...

Chicken Wing: No, the other one.

???: Hello!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey, you're that one guy!

Jack Skellington: Yes it is me Jack Skellington the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town and I have squiggly arms and I have nothing to do with Christmas except my movie was kind of about Christmas but not really cuz it was Halloween too and I hope I'm not annoying yet because annoying is bad but I don't care because some guy with octopus hair brainwashed me and now I have to fight you guys.

Awkward Iceman: Hey I remember that guy, he paid me for like one episode.

Casual Cashew: Same here, in the end!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey let me duel him, this guy bothers me.

Ugly Hair Man: Have at it Sir Downsize!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: You know I really hate it when you call me that...

DUEL! TEAM DOWNSIZE DOWNSIZED DOWNSIZER OF DOWNSIZENESS VS. PUMPKIN KING JACK SKELLINGTON

Turn 1 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (4000) vs. Jack Skellington (4000)

Ugly Hair Man: This story is very duel-heavy I just noticed...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 4: Bowler Hat Toss!

Jack Skellington used Number 10: Flaming Pumpkins!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: OH MY CHAIRMAN

Turn 2 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3200) vs. Jack Skellington (3500)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack! It's super effective!

Jack Skellington used Number 49: Sludge Bomb!

Turn 3 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2600) vs. Jack Skellington (2500)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 4: Bowler Hat Toss!

Jack Skellington used Number 30: Shadow Blast! It's super effective!

Turn 4 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (1600) vs. Jack Skellington (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack! It's super effective!

Jack Skellington used Number 30: Shadow Blast! It's super effective!

Turn 5 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (600) vs. Jack Skellington (1000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: yay i pretty much won already

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack! It's super effective!

END - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (600) vs. Jack Skellington (0)

Jack Skellington: Hey I'm back to normal, wow cool okay bye

Jack vanishes like Mr. Mrs. did.

Silly: C'mon, let's go to Team Downsize's hideout. It's not too far from here.

Everyone heads to what remains of ToonTown, and they end up in Daisy Gardens.

Lily: So, Team Downsize uses what used to be the Bossbot Headquarters, which is near Donald's Dock.

One running montage later...

Lily: Here we are, Bossbot HQ!

Ugly Hair Man: Erm... was there a pop-flying Halloween party going on here?

Penny: Uhh no it's always like this.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: It's creepy... *sniff*

Ash the Fatty: Oh gosh.

Flip. and he's not a scientist. starts crying.

Nosedive Kite Dude: What's that smell?

Grapey Hair: It's spaghetti. I could smell it from ten thousand miles away because dad cooks it so much.

Nosedive Kite Dude: It smells like it's coming from that building!

Chris: It's the Bossbot Clubhouse, c'mon let's go.

THE END BUT STILL NOT REALLY

Part III: Infiltrating Team Downsize HQ
Ugly Hair Man: So this is Team Downsize's headquarters in the real world, huh? It looks really posh and stuff.

Penny: This place used to have a ton of golf courses on it.

Silly: So... many... Front... Threes...

???: Welcome one, welcome all, to the kitchen of...

Nosedive Kite Dude: DAD?

Doc Stretchy Head: DOC STRETCHY HEAD!!!

Million Years Old: HAVE A PICKLE!

Million Years Old throws a pickle in Doc Stretchy Head's spaghetti.

Doc Stretchy Head: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... I don't know what to say. All I know is, my job is to defeat you!

Metal Box of Ugliness: Mine too!

Nosedive Kite Dude: NOOOO METAL BOX OF UGLINESS

Grapey Hair: Hey big brother we should totally duel them 2 on 2! It would be so cool!!!! AAAAND I could finally be important in this series...

Nosedive Kite Dude: All right! IT'S TIME TO DUEL, DAD!

DUEL! DUELIST NOSEDIVE KITE DUDE AND GRAPEY HAIR VS. DOC STRETCHY HEAD AND METAL BOX OF UGLINESS

Turn 1 - Nosedive Kite Dude (4000) and Grapey Hair (4000) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (4000) and Metal Box of Ugliness (4000)

Nosedive Kite Dude used Number 12: Nosedive!

Grapey Hair used Number 85: Throw Grapes!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle!

Metal Box of Ugliness used Number 61: Drill Attack! It's super effective!

Turn 2 - Nosedive Kite Dude (2200) and Grapey Hair (4000) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (3400) and Metal Box of Ugliness (4000)

Nosedive Kite Dude used Number 28: The Sources of Power!

Ice Cream Monster: Top o' the morning!

Cake Monster: I am on FIRE!

It's super effective!

Grapey Hair used Number 85: Throw Grapes!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle!

Metal Box of Ugliness used Number 61: Drill Attack! It's super effective!

Turn 3 - Nosedive Kite Dude (400) and Grapey Hair (4000) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (2300) and Metal Box of Ugliness (4000)

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Geez, those guys are destroying Nosedive Kite Dude!

Nosedive Kite Dude used Number 54: Kite Shield!

Grapey Hair used Number 86: Grape Juice Spill! It's super effective!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle! The attack was blocked by Kite Shield.

Metal Box of Ugliness used Number 61: Drill Attack! It's super effective!

Turn 4 - Nosedive Kite Dude (400) and Grapey Hair (3000) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (2300) and Metal Box of Ugliness (3000)

Nosedive Kite Dude used Number 28: The Sources of Power! It's super effective!

Grapey Hair used Number 86: Grape Juice Spill! It's super effective!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle!

Nosedive Kite Dude: OH NOOOOOO

Metal Box of Ugliness used Number 61: Drill Attack! It jammed!

Turn 5 - Nosedive Kite Dude (0) and Grapey Hair (3000) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (1300) and Metal Box of Ugliness (1500)

Grapey Hair used Number 86: Grape Juice Spill! It's super effective!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle!

Metal Box of Ugliness used Number 61: Drill Attack! It's super effective!

Turn 6 - Nosedive Kite Dude (0) and Grapey Hair (1200) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (1300) and Metal Box of Ugliness (500)

Grapey Hair used Number 86: Grape Juice Spill! It's super effective!

Doc Stretchy Head used Number 3: Spaghetti Tangle!

Turn 7 - Nosedive Kite Dude (0) and Grapey Hair (400) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (1300) and Metal Box of Ugliness (0)

Grapey Hair: Um um um...

Ash the Fatty: Take this!

Ash the Fatty throws Number 6 at Grapey Hair.

Grapey Hair: Thanks!

Grapey Hair used Number 6: Master Ball!

Doc Stretchy Head: CURSES! THIS MUST BE CHEATING!

Turn 8 - Nosedive Kite Dude (0) and Grapey Hair (400) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (800) and Metal Box of Ugliness (0)

Ugly Hair Man: Quick, use this!

Ugly Hair Man throws Number 1 at Grapey Hair.

Grapey Hair used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Doc Stretchy Head: NOOOOO I LOST!!!! Oh look the spaghetti is done!

END - Nosedive Kite Dude (0) and Grapey Hair (400) vs. Doc Stretchy Head (0) and Metal Box of Ugliness (0)

Ugly Hair Man: Yoink :D

Ugly Hair Man takes Number 1 back.

Grapey Hair: Here, take this Ash.

Grapey Hair gives back Number 6.

Metal Box of Ugliness: It is my duty to join Master Nosedive Kite Dude on his quest!

Doc Stretchy Head: I'll come too now that I'm not brainwashed I guess. Let me eat this spaghetti first.

Nosedive Kite Dude: Err, okay... let's just keep going. He can catch up later.

Lily: I see more Downsizers up ahead...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Those aren't Downsizers, I can tell... that's Team Cash!

Money Baggage: CASH CASH CASH CASH

Team Cash suddenly teleports away for no reason.

Flowery Bugeyes: What...?

Electrohair: Hey look, a conveniently placed elevator.

Four-Ears: Why does it say... one use only?

Million Years Old: HAVE A PICKLE!

Million Years Old throws a pickle into the elevator and it goes up, never to be seen again.

Ugly Hair Man: OH NO WE'LL NEVER GET UP NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Casual Cashew: Look what I found in the end!

Casual Cashew points to a staircase next to a sign that says Insanely Long Staircase - Use Elevator.

Awkward Iceman: But walking is stupid...

Ugly Hair Man: You don't even walk!

Awkward Iceman: Exactly. C:

2 hours later...

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: WHY IS STAIRCASE

Chicken wing: Whut?

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: why is staircase, just why ;-;

Flip. and he's not a scientist. starts crying.

Silly: Oh good gravy.

5 hours later...

Ugly Hair Man: We're almost there guys! See only 10 more floors to go!

Million Years Old: My back hurts... I'LL HAVE A PICKLE

Ash the Fatty: This old dude is weird...

So much later that the old narrator quit and we had to hire a new one...

Lily: :D

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: We made it, STRANGE VICTORY DANCE!!

Money Baggage: Hey, why didn't you use the elevator?

Electrohair: This old dude wasted it on a pickle!

Money Baggage: You do realize the elevator WASN'T one use only right?

Doc Stretchy Head: ...NEVERMIND!

Nosedive Kite Dude: Oh hey you caught up.

Money Baggage: Anyway, it's time to DUEL!!!

Nosedive Kite Dude: But we just dueled like 5 seconds ago!

Metal Box of Ugliness: Actually that was like hours ago.

Nosedive Kite Dude: Oh. Right.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Okay let's duel. Bye!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness pushes Money Baggage out the window and he lands on a golf cart.

Money Baggage: Ow.

Bean Counter Grunt: O_____O RETREAT!

Team Cash flees.

Ugly Hair Man: The anticlimacity intensified :D

Awkward Iceman: That's not even a word!

Ugly Hair Man: Yes it iiiiis! I even added it to my dictionary which means it's real.

Electrohair: Look another convenient elevator!

Money Baggage: Not so fast, you cheated me out of a duel. LET'S DUEL!

Ugly Hair Man: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM

DUEL! Team Downsize Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness vs. Team Cash Money Baggage!

Turn 1 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (4000) vs. Money Baggage (4000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: When will we get interesting duels? We were going to fight the Berries, but it's just their minions.

Money Baggage: We'll never let you fight any of the Berries BWAHAHAHA

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack! It's super effective!

Money Baggage used Number 73: Market Crash!

Turn 2 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (3000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: And now I will spam the same number over and over and defeat you :D

Money Baggage: Oh c'mon that's cheap.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack! It's super effective!

Money Baggage: Nope. I use Number 97: Liquidate, it swaps our decks!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: WAIT WHAT

Turn 3 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Turn 4 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Turn 5 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Ugly Hair Man: Is this how it's supposed to happen?

5 hours later...

Turn 59 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

The next day...

Turn 707 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Ugly Hair Man: zzzzzzzzzzzzz

5 more hours later...

Turn 9000 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Awkward Iceman: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IT'S-

Turn 9001 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 97: Liquidate!

Awkward Iceman: OVER 9000!!!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Look this is getting old. Let's just do this the regular way.

Money Baggage: Good idea.

Turn 9002 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (3400) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 97: Liquidate!

Money Baggage used Number 73: Market Crash!

Turn 9003 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2800) vs. Money Baggage (2000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack!

Money Baggage used Number 73: Market Crash!

Turn 9004 - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2200) vs. Money Baggage (1000)

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness used Number 36: Grunt Attack!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: I win :D

Money Baggage: NOOOOOOOO

Money Baggage falls out of a window for no reason.

END - Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness (2200) vs. Money Baggage (0)

Ugly Hair Man: Hey it's 3014!

Awkward Iceman: No it's still 2014.

Ugly Hair Man: Well it FEELS like 3014.

WE INTERRUPT THIS VERY IMPORTANT STORY TO BRING YOU A TV SHOW THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie: Welcome to Obviously Fake Gameshow Used By The Villains As A Distraction But The Main Characters Are Idiots So They Can't Tell!

Ugly Hair Man: I LOVE THIS SHOW!

Silly: C'mon we can't waste time this story is long enough as it is.

Ugly Hair Man: BUT I LOVE THIS SHOW!

Ash the Fatty throws Ugly Hair Man into another conveniently placed elevator.

Ugly Hair Man: OOF! BUT I LOVE THIS-

Nosedive Kite Dude: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE THIS SHOW. NOW SHUT UP.

Ugly Hair Man: Okay... butilovethisshow

THE END BUT STILL NOT REALLY FOR THE SOMETHINGTH TIME NOW

Part IV: Dueling Some Actually Important Villains
Whale: That gameshow should keep them busy for a while.

Sting-Rei: Definitely!

Ugly Hair Man: Hi! :D

Whale: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!1!11!11!1111

Tuna: So much for that I guess.

Whale: QUICK TELEPORT

Bizarre: I don't know which button does the teleport!

Dummy: JUST PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS!

Giraffe Garage smashes every button at once and the Berries teleport away.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: I'm going to duel you again!

Ugly Hair Man: But we already did thaaaaaaaat...

Suddenly a grappling hook knocks Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness out of another window.

Real Downsized of Downsizeness: I'M ALIVE!!! *wheeze*

Metrix: SURPRISE we're awesomer

Ugly Hair Man: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Sinko Dee Myoh: Yep we're gonna duel you 4 on 1 or 4 either way something like that.

Ugly Hair Man: the title lied to me

Lunch Tray: Hey, rude!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Hey what's that out the window?

Metrix and his kids get distracted so everyone else runs away.

Rainbow-Head: I don't see anything HEY WHERE'D THEY GO

Metrix: I guess we picked the wrong part to show up in. And I was ready to play a children's card game too! Geez...

Meanwhile somewhere else...

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: If my calculations are correct we'll duel most of the Berries before this part is over then we can finally go home and get back to doing the dumbo stuff that we

always do.

Furface: WHY HAVEN'T WE APPEARED YET?!?!!??

Paint Lady: Because we aren't important to the story.

Suddenly, Furface and Paint Lady jump inside potato sacks and run away.

Ugly Hair Man: Why didn't anybody invite me to the potato sack race? ;~;

Flowery Bugeyes: Because shut up.

Ash the Fatty: HEY THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S CATCHPHRASE BUT THEY HAVEN'T APPEARED YET SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY

Awkward Iceman: Were capital letters necessary?

Ash the Fatty: YES

Ten minutes later...

UGLY HAIR MAN: WOW A POP FLYING ELEVATOR

LILY: THE CAPS

DOWNSIZED DOWNSIZER OF DOWNSIZENESS: IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK?

SILLY: OOPS SORRY

CASUAL CASHEW: NOW THAT OUR VOICES ARE AMPLIFIED WE'RE 10 TIMES MORE ANNOYING IN THE END

FLIP. AND HE'S NOT A SCIENTIST.: AND FOR SOME REASON WE CAN'T USE PUNCTUATION TO END OUR SENTENCES

METAL BOX OF UGLINESS: HEY I FOUND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

Penny: About time that was making my ears hurt.

Ugly Hair Man: But... but you don't have ears!

Chicken Wing: They're under feathers you dumbo.

Ugly Hair Man: At least my name isn't Chicken Wing!

Chicken Wing: ...You have UGLY in your name. Your point?

Ugly Hair Man: ASTRAL HE OFFENDED ME

Awkward Iceman: Who?

Silly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!11!!1!!!!1!111!1!1

Silly bonks Ugly Hair Man with a hammer.

Ugly Hair Man: i mean wut

Nosedive Kite Dude: We need to stop wasting time and duel some Fruits!

Grapey Hair: I thought they were Vegetables.

Ash the Fatty: NO THEY WERE SNACKS!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: I think I heard someone call them Toons...

Ugly Hair Man: THEY'RE BERRIES GEEZ!

Shreddersizer: DID SOMEBODY SAY BERRIES?

Flowery Bugeyes: AHHHHH SOMEONE WHO WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL ANIME

Ugly Hair Man: But nobody cares about the anime!

Lily: Hey!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey you're that loser Downsizer who didn't like Team Downsize!

Shreddersizer: Yup! Now I'm going to get my revenge!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Actually you aren't. I'm not going to duel you because I'm too lazy.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness pulls up a lawn chair and drinks some Oilmonade.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: SCREENTIME BOOYA!

DUEL! Duelist Flip. and he's not a scientist. vs. Berry Shreddersizer!

Turn 1 - Flip (4000) vs. Shreddersizer (4000)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 30: Flip!

Everything flips around and physics and logic break a few times probably.

Silly: What just happened?

Ugly Hair Man: WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOOOOOOOOOW

Shreddersizer used Number 90: Shredding Downsize!

Turn 2 - Flip (3200) vs. Shreddersizer (3300)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 20: Nerd Glasses!

Shreddersizer used Number 90: Shredding Downsize!

Turn 3 - Flip (2400) vs. Shreddersizer (3100)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 30: Flip!

Shreddersizer used Number 2: EXTREMELY FANCY TIE

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: IT'S TOO FANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turn 4 - Flip (1900) vs. Shreddersizer (2400)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 38: Castle! It's super effective!

A giant chess castle falls from the sky and chases Shreddersizer around eventually squashing him.

Shreddersizer used Number 2: EXTREMELY FANCY TIE

Turn 5 - Flip (1400) vs. Shreddersizer (1400)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 38: Castle! It's super effective!

Shreddersizer used Number 90: Shredding Downsize!

Turn 6 - Flip (600) vs. Shreddersizer (400)

Flip. and he's not a scientist. used Number 30: Flip!

END - Flip (600) vs. Shreddersizer (0)

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: I NEED TO GO HOME AND FEED MY PET ALLIGATOR! :D

Shreddersizer: ...........what?!?!?!

Shreddersizer sticks his tongue out and dramatically falls over.

Ugly Hair Man: What kind of catchphrase was that?

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: No really I need to go home and feed my pet alligator.

Casual Cashew: Stop worrying about that, he'll be fine in the end. In the end, we have to stop the Berries!

Meanwhile at Flip. and he's not a scientist.'s house...

Teeth climbs out of his tank thing and eats everything in the kitchen.

Back with the weirdos, the toons, and Team Downsize...

Ugly Hair Man: Ooh ominous storm clouds below us!

Ash the Fatty: GERONIMO!!!

Ash the Fatty jumps onto the clouds and almost falls through.

Penny: uhhhhhhhhhh

Ugly Hair Man: WOW WE CAN WALK ON THE CLOUDS POP FLYING

Awkward Iceman: Somebody save me...

Dummy: I'M A CLOUD MONSTER!!!! RAAAAAWR!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Okay does anybody actually believe this guy is a cloud monster?

Ugly Hair Man: I do!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: BESIDES Ugly Hair Man?

Ugly Hair Man: .......I do!

Flowery Bugeyes: Oh great, recycled content.

Silly: RACE YOU GUYS TO THE GIANT DOOR OF OBVIOUS DOOM AHAHAHAHAHA

Silly sprints off through the clouds.

Dummy: HEY! You're supposed to duel me!

Everyone else tramples Dummy except Million Years Old.

Million Years Old: HAVE A PICKLE!

A WILD OLD GUY APPEARED!

Dummy: Since when was this Pokemon?!?

Million Years Old threw a pickle at Dummy! Dummy fainted!

Silly: I win :3

Dummy: I'm back guys

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Ugly Hair Man falls over and does a breakdance.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: wut

Electrohair: I'll duel you for some reason!

DUEL! Duelist Electrohair vs. Berry Dummy!

Turn 1 - Electrohair (4000) vs. Dummy (4000)

Electrohair used Number 25: Garland Fencing Or Something! It's super effective!

Dummy gets tangled in the garland.

Turn 2 - Electrohair (4000) vs. Dummy (3000)

Electrohair used Number 25: Garland Fencing Or Something! It's super effective!

Dummy gets tangled in the garland... again.

Turn 3 - Electrohair (4000) vs. Dummy (2000)

Electrohair used Number 25: Garland Fencing Or Something! It's super effective!

Dummy gets tangled in the garland... again.

Turn 4 - Electrohair (4000) vs. Dummy (1000)

Electrohair: I SUMMON ELECTRIC SOCKET GUY!

Ugly Hair Man: What the heck is he talking about?

Casual Cashew: I don't know, this is a foreign concept to me in the end.

Electrohair: Eh... whatever.

Electrohair used Number 25: Garland Fencing Or Something! It's super effective!

Dummy gets tangled in the garland... again.

END - Electrohair (4000) vs. Dummy (0)

Dummy: CHEAP!

Dummy deflates and flies away.

Ugly Hair Man: Now we can go into the super ominous door! POP FLYING!!11!!11!11

Ash the Fatty: We can't get in! The handles are like a jillion feet up.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: GRUNTS!

A ton of Downsizer Grunts show up and form into a giant set of hands and open the doors.

Silly: I didn't know Downsizers could do that... O_o

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: We learn. Be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

Silly: But you're confined to my story so I really shouldn't be.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: .........darn.

Everyone goes inside the doors of doom and doomish related things.

Metal Box of Ugliness: Downloading updates... Please do not give waffles or cook spaghetti until update is complete.

Doc Stretchy Head: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grapey Hair: Are we in dad's nightmares?

Nosedive Kite Dude: No there's no mutant combs here remember.

Ugly Hair Man: You're scared of mutant combs? :D

Doc Stretchy Head: NOOO MY SECRET IS OUT

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: And to think I teamed up with you at some point... jeesh.

Weirdo Clown: HIIIIIIII

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: How did you get here?!??!

Weirdo Clown: I've been stalking you guys the entire time because I can. :)

Casual Cashew: That's not normal in the end...

Weirdo Clown: I HAVE MAYOR POWERS

Ugly Hair Man: Pssst let's ignore him and he'll go away

Everyone keeps continuing on while Weirdo Clown follows them like a creep.

Lily: DO YOU MIND???

Silly: Hey Lily he's actually Cool Fangs Toppensocks maybe probably not but it could happen D:

Metal Box of Ugliness: Updates downloaded! Hi I'm your tour guide for the Berry World :D

Ash the Fatty: That's a lame name...

Metal Box of Ugliness: It's a perfectly good name!

Metal Box of Ugliness smacks Ash the Fatty into the air and juggles him.

Ash the Fatty: ooo

Penny: Hey you're not a toon you can't have ooo noises!

Metal Box of Ugliness: As you can see to your left, there is lots of doom. There is also lots of doom to your right. Behind you there is more doom-

Ugly Hair Man: AHHHH

Metal Box of Ugliness: -and there is also doom in front of you. If I could pick one word to describe Berry World, it would probably be doom. If you're hungry, you can try McDoom's, where they have

the best doomburgers, doom fries, and doom nuggets around!

Ash the Fatty: I WANNA TRY ONE

Metal Box of Ugliness: You're in luck! The nearest McDoom's is right in front of you.

A McDoom's conveniently falls from the sky.

Ash the Fatty: YES!!!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: GRUNTS!!!! Lunch break time

Lily: No offense but I don't really want to eat at a place that puts "doom" in the name of EVERY food they have.

Silly: Yeah I sorta agree I guess

After lunch...

Ash the Fatty: THAT WAS A GOOD LUNCH! Wait, what's happening? AHHHHH!!!

Ash the Fatty suddenly starts floating up toward the sky.

Metal Box of Ugliness: I forgot to mention, McDoom's food has weird side effects, including temporary loss of gravity, the sudden need to shout "APPLESAUCE!", and just general stupidity.

Ugly Hair Man: I'M IMMUNE TO THE LAST ONE :D

Awkward Iceman: Gee I wonder why.

Ash the Fatty regains gravity and thankfully doesn't squash anybody.

Flowery Bugeyes: APPLESAUCE!

Casual Cashew: You know it feels weird not having Whale here to say dumb things in the end.

Ugly Hair Man: Whale is overrated :D

Weirdo Clown: Duel me

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: NO.

The grunts form into a hand again and slap Weirdo Clown away.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: You know I think the title was a hoax. The only "important" person we've dueled was Dummy and he's dumb anyway.

Giraffe Garage: hi

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: ...That proves my point

Sideways Sea-Life: I came too because Giraffe Garage is really dumbo and it would be a dumb duel if it was "Oh hey I won because my opponent forgot to use a card"

Casual Cashew: In the end, I feel like duelling them

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: I CAN HELP!

5 minutes later...

Giraffe Garage: How did we get beaten so easily by a bunch of losers?!?!

Sideways Sea-Life: Because you're so dumbo.

A doom taxi appears and takes Sideways Sea-Life and Giraffe Garage somewhere.

Ugly Hair Man: Can we just fast-forward to the part where I destroy Whale because I'm so awesome? :D

...

...

...

Ugly Hair Man: Well I guess that answers my question

Flowery Bugeyes: So when is the title actually going to come true?

Bizarre: RIGHT NOW!!!

Awkward Iceman: Nope, still not true

Bizarre: Oh come on! :|

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Well to be fair you weren't important enough to get introduced before this episode anyway, so there's that.

Chicken Wing: I need more lines

Bizarre: Well duel me then.

Chicken Wing: OKAY!

5 minutes later...

Bizarre: I just got defeated by someone named after chicken.

Bizarre runs away crying.

Tuna: Am I important enough to not get a "5 minutes later"?

Ugly Hair Man: I guess...

Chicken Wing: YAAAAAAAY I GET AN ONSCREEN DUEL

DUEL! Superhero (I guess?) Chicken Wing VS. Berry Tuna

Turn 1 - Chicken Wing (4000) vs. Tuna (4000)

Chicken Wing used Number 36: Chicken Wing Toss!

Tuna used Number 22: Fish Slap!

Turn 2 - Chicken Wing (3600) vs. Tuna (3600)

Tuna: Wait a minute, if we're both doing the same damage then you'll automatically win because you go first!

Chicken Wing: That's because I'm so awesome!

Tuna: You are?

Ugly Hair Man: He is?

Chicken Wing used Number 36: Chicken Wing Toss!

Tuna used Number 78: Coolness! EVERYONE DIED! The end.

Silly: Well then... this is awkward.

Everyone comes back to life for some reason.

Turn 3 - Chicken Wing (3600) vs. Tuna (3200)

A few turns of the same stuff later...

Tuna: OH COME ON! You're a freaking chicken wing!

Chicken Wing: I AM ALSO A SUPERHERO!

Tuna: Yeah, on TV. I'm telling Whale! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tuna runs away crying like a weirdo.

Metal Box of Ugliness: Up ahead is a door that leads to the palace of the Berriest Emperor, Whale! You can only access it if you have keys from defeating every Berry Emperor!

Ugly Hair Man: ...keys? O_O

Ugly Hair Man runs back and picks up all the keys that they ignored for some reason.

Awkward Iceman: We're still missing one key...

Sting-Rei: Of course you are... YOU HAVE TO DUEL ME NOW!

Ugly Hair Man: Oh yeah, I forget you existed!

Sting-Rei: ...we go to Skhool together!

Ugly Hair Man: Oops

Sting-Rei: IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!!!!1

DUEL! Duelist Ugly Hair Man VS. Berry Sting-Rei

Turn 1 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) vs. Sting-Rei (4000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m! It's super effective!

Sting-Rei used Number 19: Poison Sting!

Turn 2 - Ugly Hair Man (3400) vs. Sting-Rei (3000)

Sting-Rei: Okay I guess I have to use something better.

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Sting-Rei used Number 14: Scary Valentine!

Sting-Rei gives Ugly Hair Man a valentine.

Ugly Hair Man: Uhhhhhhh

I love you valentine

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

Ugly Hair Man: AHHH IT'S SCARY

Turn 3 - Ugly Hair Man (2500) vs. Sting-Rei (2000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m! It's super effective!

Sting-Rei used Number 14: Scary Valentine!

Ugly Hair Man: WHY DID I FALL FOR IT AGAIN ;~;

Turn 4 - Ugly Hair Man (1600) vs. Sting-Rei (1000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Sting-Rei: NOOOOOOOOOO

END - Ugly Hair Man (1600) vs. Sting-Rei (0)

Sting-Rei turns into a key with his face on it.

Sting-Rei: Aw man... I have to be a key now? Why couldn't I just chicken out and drop it?

Ugly Hair Man: I'm going to eat you now just to say "ha ha"

Ugly Hair Man eats the Sting-Rei key.

Flowery Bugeyes: UGLY HAIR MAN!

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: WE NEED THAT KEY!!!!! D:

Ugly Hair Man: Oh, sorry.

Sting-Rei key flies out of Ugly Hair Man's mouth.

Sting-Rei: Good gravy you're rude.

Sting-Rei key flies into the keyhole and the door unlocks.

Metal Box of Ugliness: DOOM!!!

Do do do do do, commercial break!

Whale: Hey my adoring fans, I'm here to sell the brand new... WHALE PLUSHIE! The Whale Plushie is obviously a plushie of me, everyone should have these even if you don't like me. And if you don't

like me, you're crazy. As you can see, the Whale Plushie is extremely soft and made out of the most high-quality material! It's also durable for the kids to play with!

The seams on the Whale Plushie getting showcased suddenly burst and it turns into a pile of stuffing and fabric.

Whale: Uhh... that's a prototype? Anyway, it's only $29.99! If you want one... nevermind, that's silly. Because you want one, call 1-800-WHALEMERCH today for your own Whale Plushie! We have an

entire warehouse of them because I couldn't sell them to my idiot friends at Skhool! Bye! :D

And now, back to your regularly scheduled whatever this is.

Part V: The Climax of Doom and Stuff
Ugly Hair Man: Walking up stairs, I'm walking up stairs, walking up stairs, I'm walking up stairs... are we done yet?

Metal Box of Ugliness: There are approximately 579,201,582,031,683,201,638 stairs left.

Ugly Hair Man: ...I wonder if those McDoom's side-effects are still happening.

Chicken Wing: WHEEE!!!

Chicken Wing conveniently floats to the top of the stairs.

Ash the Fatty: APPLESAUCE!

Ugly Hair Man: So Chicken Wing gets to fly but not me? D:

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hey I have an idea.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness pushes a button and Spoofer pops up out of nowhere and turns into a blob and then turns back into a slightly different Spoofer.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Ta-da, Spoofer Rewritten!

Lily: And it's called that because-

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Yep because we rewrote the coding for this one

Lily: Oh. Okay.

Everyone gets on Spoofer Rewritten and it runs up the stairs.

Chicken Wing: Hi guys!

Whale: So you finally showed up?

Ugly Hair Man: Yeah, the stairs were the hardest part.

Whale: Wait, really?

Ugly Hair Man: Yeah the duels were lame.

Whale: Oh... so how was McDoom's?

Ugly Hair Man: Pretty good actually. APPLESAUCE!

Whale: Anyway IT'S TIME TO DUEL MWAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* hang on I'm choking on something

A few minutes of Whale coughing later...

Whale: Okay NOW we can duel.

DUEL! Duelist Ugly Hair Man vs. Berry Emperor Whale

Turn 1 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) vs. Whale (8000)

Ugly Hair Man: wait wut

Whale: I'm the final boss so I get to be overpowered. Deal with it.

Awkward Iceman: I'll help! :D

Awkward Iceman takes V0rtex of D00m and Paper Cuts back.

Whale: Aw...

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Awkward Iceman used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m! It's super effective!

Whale used Number 100: Power of the Berries! IT'S INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!

Turn 2 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (6000)

Ugly Hair Man: Uh oh

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Whale used Number 100: Power of-

Flowery Bugeyes: NO!!!!!!!!!!

Flowery Bugeyes tackles Whale and rips up Number 100.

Whale: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flowery Bugeyes: teehee

Turn 3 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (5000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Whale used Number 38: Shark Attack!

Whale: I'll take that

Whale takes Number 1: Champion.

Ugly Hair Man: Hey that's my best card!!!

Whale: Now it's my best card! Except it's not because I have a card that's just as good as Champion.

Turn 4 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (4000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 45: Helium Voice!

Whale used Number 99: The Jaws of Not Life! It's super effective!

Turn 5 - Ugly Hair Man (3000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (3700)

Whale: Yeah you're pretty much doomed

Ugly Hair Man: Oh look McDoom's gave me a free Number in my Doomy Meal! :D

Whale: Wait what? I told them to stop doing that!

Ugly Hair Man used Number 89: Doomy Meal! It's super effective!

Whale used Number 38: Shark Attack!

Turn 6 - Ugly Hair Man (3000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (2700)

Ugly Hair Man: Aww... oh look I took Awkward Iceman's cards

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m, Number 17: Frozen Pretzel Toss, Number 45: Helium Voice, and Number 72: Paper Cuts at the same time! It's super effective!

Whale: Wait a minute did you just use a bunch of Numbers in one turn?

Ugly Hair Man: Yeah, so?

Whale: That's against the rules, isn't it?

Ugly Hair Man: I guess

Whale: ...well you ruined that

Whale used Number 99: The Jaws of Not Life! It's super effective!

Turn 7 - Ugly Hair Man (2000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (900)

Ugly Hair Man used Number -0: V0rtex of D00m!

Whale: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

END - Ugly Hair Man (2000) and Awkward Iceman (0) vs. Whale (0)

Ugly Hair Man: YAY

Whale: Somehow playing a children's card game has severely injured me... Yu-Gi-Oh logic

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie: YOU FAILED

All the Berries get de-Berry-fied (it's not a word, so I invented it)

Whale: OH NO MY EXTRA PURPLE

Suspicious Dude Wearing Hoodie takes off his hoodie so his name is invalid now.

Just Some Guy: I am the leader of the Berries, Don Thousand!

Silly: Actually...

Dan Hundred: Wait why is my name Dan Hundred?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? I DEMAND MY REAL NAME!

Silly: Budget cuts.

Dan Hundred: Fine. Anyway, I'm going to destroy you all now.

Ugly Hair Man: But why?

Dan Hundred: Because I'm evil.

Ugly Hair Man: But why?

Dan Hundred: Because insert some tragic backstory here.

Ugly Hair Man: But why?

Dan Hundred throws a chicken at Ugly Hair Man.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Can we make this quick? I need to go home and feed my pet alligator.

Dan Hundred: NO!

Casual Cashew: In the end, we're probably all doomed.

Ugly Hair Man: LET'S DUEL! :D

Whale: Can I help?

Ugly Hair Man: I guess, weren't you a villain for like the entire story though?

Whale: Yeah, now I'm not because this is weird

Ugly Hair Man: Fair enough

DUEL! Duelist Ugly Hair Man and Duelist Whale vs. Doom Guy Dan Hundred

A bunch of chairs appear for everyone to sit in.

Flip. and he's not a scientist.: Smart money is on the doom dude.

Ash the Fatty: Oh yeah totally

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: YOU ALL SMELL!

Lily: Don't be rude to Whale!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Seriously, he does.

Turn 1 - Ugly Hair Man (4000) and Whale (4000) vs. Dan Hundred (8000)

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super effective!

Whale used Number 99: The Jaws of Not Life! It's super effective!

Dan Hundred: Well you're doomed because I have... THIS CARD!

Dan Hundred used Number 100: Power of the Berries!

Whale: How?!

Dan Hundred: Lots and lots of tape.

Turn 2 - Ugly Hair Man (3999) and Whale (4000) vs. Dan Hundred (6000)

Dan Hundred: What? Why didn't it work!??!?!

Awkward Iceman: You know if you try to tape a Number back together it's basically garbage, right?

Dan Hundred: ...oh. Hey I don't like you.

Dan Hundred melts Awkward Iceman.

Ugly Hair Man used Number 1: Champion! It's super oh who cares we know it's super effective by now.

Whale used Number 99: The Jaws of Not Life!

Dan Hundred used Number 44: Doom Waves! It's super effective!

Turn 3 - Ugly Hair Man (2499) and Whale (4000) vs. Dan Hundred (4000)

You get the idea. Champion, The Jaws of Not Life, Doom Waves.

Turn 4 - Ugly Hair Man (999) and Whale (4000) vs. Dan Hundred (2000)

Dan Hundred: Oh no... now I'M doomed! Time to eat some cards

Dan Hundred tries to eat Ugly Hair Man and Whale's Numbers.

Whale: Knock it off dude!

Whale sprays a can of Octopus Hair in Dan Hundred's face and he gets Whale hair.

Dan Hundred: NO! MY HAIR!!!!

The same Numbers again, and...

Dan Hundred: NOOOOO!!!! I'VE BEEN DEFEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why was I such a pushover?

Dan Hundred vanishes mysteriously implying he might return in a future story (even though he probably won't because he smells).

Ugly Hair Man: YAAAAAY WE DID IT

Whale: Hey why is everything shaking?

Metal Box of Ugliness: THE BERRY WORLD IS EXPLODING, RUN!!!

Nobody escapes because it explodes one second later, and suddenly everyone is back at TAWW.

Whale: What happened? OH NO I HAVE AMNESIA

Whale faints.

Ugly Hair Man: Well that was fun! Bye guys!

All the Silly's Zexal characters go back into the portal, but Flip. and he's not a scientist. trips and drops the Flipontic Gear. He doesn't notice and Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness picks it

up.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Hmm...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness goes into the portal as it closes.

Real Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: HEY! I'm trapped in the story! Open the portal!

Silly: ...nah.

THE END