Silly's Zexal Wiki:Stories/Tricky Treat

Yami: Tip of the day, melting crayons together will NOT make a super crayon.

Silly: Halloween is awesome!

Penny: Dude, Halloween was months ago.

Silly: SHHHHHHHHHH it's totally Halloween for the purposes of this story

Will: Well it might be Halloween again by the time you finish it.

Lily: I could believe that happening, actually.

Silly: I'm just going to start the story now.

SUE KAIBA NOW, SUE KAIBA NOW! TOUR DE FRANCE, FRENCH FRY SPAGHETTIIIIIIIII

Kaiba: Why does the theme song always tell people to sue me? Whoever wrote the lyrics is fired!

Mokuba: Seto I wanna go trick-or-treating!

Kaiba: That's okay, just go to the store and buy those jumbo bag things. But don't spend more than five bucks because that's just a waste.

Mokuba: But Seto I actually want to GO trick-or-treating...

Kaiba: Well have fun. If you get any money it's mine.

Mokuba: But Seto you have to take me!

Kaiba: No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Kaiba and Mokuba are on the street.

Kaiba: How did I get roped into this...

Mokuba: I AM A POWERFUL WIZARD! ABRA-CADABRA!

Kaiba: Well I can already tell this is going to be the best night of my entire life.

DOWNSIZER EVIL INCORPORATEEEEED~

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Attention Downsizers! I have called this meeting because it's Halloween, and because it's Halloween, I got some Bloodsucker heads off of zBay for us to wear. Although I can't tell if these are authentic or just cheap cosplay... our mission is to go trick-or-treating and get ALL of the candy and then uh... well maybe we'll sell it back to all the kids who actually wanted it. I dunno. Everybody get in line for your costume!

GAME SHOP

Tristan: Are you guys ready to see my costume?

Joey: Tristan you've been in there for ten minutes. We've been ready for nine minutes.

Tristan comes out of the bathroom.

Tea: Wait, why were you putting on your costume in the bathroom?

Tristan: It's not about why, it's about why not! So what do you think?

Joey: Oh yeah it's real nice. What is it?

Tristan: It's obviously a dinosaur!

Tea: Oh, well now it makes sense... sort of. Hey, where's Yugi?

Yugi: Hey guys.

Joey: Yug, where's your costume?

Yugi: Well, because I'm the main character, I can be my own costume!

Tristan: Mind blown :O

Joey: Eh, isn't that kind of a zero effort idea?

Yugi: That's the point!

Yami: Yugi, if you bring home nothing but Homework: The Candy we're done.

DING

Kaiba: Sup dorks.

Mokuba: Trick-or-treat!

Tea: Yay! We can all go trick-or-treating together now! :D

Kaiba: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Kaiba grabs Mokuba by his hair and runs away.

Mokuba: But Seto the candy!!!

Kaiba: WE'LL COME BACK FOR IT LATER WE JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

Downsizer Grunt: Trick-or-treat weirdos!

The Downsizer Grunt grabs the entire bowl of candy that Grandpa just put out and runs away.

Grandpa: What a peculiar costume! You kids have fun now and watch out for razors!

Yugi: ...well bye

Yugi, Joey, Tea, and Tristan leave. Grandpa puts out another bowl of candy which is promptly stolen by ANOTHER Downsizer Grunt.

Grandpa: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN

SOMEWHERE ELSE

Kaiba: I think... we got away.

Joey: Hey Koiba

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kaiba grabs Mokuba and escapes back to KaibaCorp.

Kaiba: Obviously this calls for some fool-proof disguises.

Kaiba puts on a cheesy mustache and gives one to Mokuba.

Mokuba: Uhh... I don't think wizards usually have mustaches like this.

Kaiba: Well you can be the wizard with a mustache then. Let's go.

Mokuba: *sigh*

SOMEWHERE ELSE... AGAIN

Tristan: I got a rock :(

Joey: What kind of weirdo gives out rocks for Halloween?

Yugi: But I got a candy bar, and not the terrible fun size ones, an actual candy bar.

Tea: Do you think it's just a rule that the universe hates Tristan?

Downsizer Grunt: BOO!

Tristan: AHHH! A GHOST!

Downsizer Grunt: Gimme your candy! ...a ton of rocks? Seriously? Are you seriously serious.

The Downsizer Grunt explodes from disbelief.

Yugi: Hey, Kaiba's back!

Kaiba: I'm not Kaiba, I'm, uh, Mr. Mustachio!

Yugi: Suuuure...

Tea: Do you want to come trick-or-treating with us, Kai- err, Mr. Mustachio? :D

Kaiba: Nope. Bye.

Tristan: Wow! I wonder who that was!

Joey: Tristan... Tristan... Tristan.

Downsizer Grunt: Hey, did any of you get Gummy Chairs?

Tea: Um... yeah?

Downsizer Grunt: Trick-or-treat.

Downsizer Grunt takes all of Tea's Gummy Chairs and nothing else.

Tea: What just happened?

An hour later...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Alright team, how's the candy haul?

Downsizer Grunt 5: I got nothing but Gummy Chairs!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: ...why?

Downsizer Grunt 5: Because Gummy Chairs are amazing!

Downsizer Grunt 3: Nah, that's loser candy. Here, I got this thing.

Downsizer Grunt 3 puts the bowl of candy from the Game Shop on Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness' desk.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: That's good, but we still don't have nearly enough candy! We're going to need about 20,000 pounds of candy if we want to make substantial profits.

Downsizer Grunt 2: Sir! I found weird candy!

Mokuba: I'm not candy! I'm a powerful wizard! With a mustache!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: You're joking right?

Kaiba: STOP RIGHT THERE! I AM MR. MUSTACHIO and stuff.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Go away.

Kaiba: Wait a minute, did you just kidnap Mokuba two episodes in a row?

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Yeah, so?

Kaiba: That's recycled plot, isn't it?

Downsizer Grunt 4: SCREWdrivers are tasty.

Everybody: ...

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: Anyway, I suppose you're right. Give back the wizard.

Downsizer Grunt 2: Aww...

Kaiba: k thanks.

Kaiba jumps out the window.

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: GRUNTS!

Downsizer Grunt 1 punches the rest of the window out and then comes back with a new pane of glass. Meanwhile, a few hundred feet below...

Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kaiba lands on Tristan's head and drops Mokuba on the ground.

Tristan: OW!

Tea: Want to trick or treat with us now Mr. Mustachio?

Kaiba: NOPE! I'm out of here!

Kaiba rips off his mustache and runs away.

Tristan: Wow, it was Kaiba the whole time!

Yugi: *sigh*

Joey: So what are we gonna do about the Downsizers?

Yugi: Nothing, we have so much candy I don't even really care now.

Tea: I suppose you're right.

Bakura: Hello chaps!

Tristan: AH! A GHOST!!!

Tristan beats up Bakura with the bag of rocks.

Bakura: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

DOWNSIZER EVIL INCORPORATED!

Hair Guy: Attention Downsizers! My hair requests that you give me candy!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: No.

Hair Guy: But the laws of trick-or-treating demand it!

Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hair Guy walks away with all of Team Downsize's candy while Downsized Downsizer of Downsizeness cries in the background.

THE END

Lily: That was something.

Silly: Yes. Yes, it was.